Skittles in a Muffin Tin

Well, I have some positive news to share...

Maddy is a little fashionista; however, she's not wearing anything from the waist down.

We should work on that.

Also, her hair is getting long.

Some negative news...Pinterest FAIL.

I saw a post about making hard corn taco shells.

Oh, just prop them on the bottom of a muffin tin and bake them.

Oh, they're so perfect and crispy.

Oh, it's so simple.

Oh, only an idiot could mess this up.

well....

here's where I followed the directions.

And here's where I failed, for the first time...

The dang things split right up the middle. 

Who wants a crack in their taco shell...

It's like,"ugh my taco has a butt and it's leaking junk everywhere"

 

So to avoid the taco butts, I tried again.

Yes, I tossed the tacos with butts and started fresh. 

This time, i waited until the oven was ready and immediately threw those suckers in before they could grow butt cracks.

Nope. No good, folks.

I almost just served them like this.

But lets be honest...these don't look super tasty.

 So in the end, I decided life was simpler without pinterest and that really, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

So I fried those babies up in coconut oil.

And the next day...Little bunny foo foo hopping through the forrest.

uh, I mean...

The next day, Scott got really thirsty.

As in, "I better get this half gallon cup of sprite".

yes. A half gallon.

It actually sits all the way in the cup holder.

And for my genius moment of the week..

Skittles in a muffin tin.

Pin that...ha!

Also, when this got too boring, I just gave her tongs to play with. 

She only ate about 6 skittles and managed to play with the rest for about an hour!

Shoulda Been a Baller, Shot-caller

When the lights go down in the city, well...that's just typical Albany. 

Nothing ever works.

 A rainy night in Georgia...heck, more like a rainy month. 

Dang...I was planning on starting my blog with some good lyrics...

I think I'll have to share some Family Force 5

 I shoulda been a baller, shot-caller

 But I'm just blue collar

 I got my job in Georgia 

Tryin' to get a piece of that peach cobbler

 Chasing down that paper 

Need a money-maker

 I spent my life lookin' for a discount

 Now I thank God for the handout

 I can't afford to live this way 

I barely live off what I make

 Running round for money 

Begging on my knees

 Living paycheck to paycheck to paycheck to paycheck 

Girly is ready for some range time:)

Why, yes. They do make full body suit PJs for a 2 year old. I think it's hilarious.

This is Greta. On Greta's couch. In Greta's house. Oh, and Hi, I'm Kimb, Greta's human.

Chunk. She is just so darn cute:)

The perfect ingredients for a great evening at home!

See? She's so stankin adorable. It's the fat rolls.

She's not asleep. She's refusing to have her picture taken.

This one, though, IS asleep. Look how droopy her fat cheeks get when she sleeps:)

Look! Fat cheeks! That's the best thing in the whole wide world.

Melts my heart:)

Wearing mickey ears in an attempt to avoid more photos.

Avoiding more photos.

Do you see the pattern here? I have a problem child.

Since Maddy wont cooperate, I'll just steal quick shots of Chunk.

She likes to pester Greta.

But they're BFFs.

being all cute at dinner

She is just growing up SO fast. Look her. Sitting there like a big girl, drinking some lemonade.

This is how I gt photos of Maddy. i think I'm inadvertently teaching my child to creep.

This has been our lunch this week. pepperoni slices and cheese, and chicken salad lettuce wraps. yum!

Moo Moo was rocking the bump. how cute.

Family Force 5 got it right.