Confessions

ok so here is an update for you:
Day 2- 55 push-ups
Day 3- 35 push-ups

Lets just say my arms aren't feeling so lovely.

Anyway, These are my confessions.

I don't spray my pans when I bake. Ever.

I don't separate my laundry when I wash it.

I just ate a cookie BEFORE dinner.

Sometimes I let Maddy run around naked.

 Ok I lied. I do that all the time.

I wear pants ALL the time so I don't have to shave my legs. Scott LOVES it.

Sometimes, in my head, I talk like a pirate.

I know the theme songs to all of the disney junior shows.

We're the Higglytown Heroes, bold and good. 

We help our friends just like we should.

I stalk you on facebook.

I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular. 

Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?"

well, yeah, kinda.

This is a random post...I was just thinking about something Scott told me and I had to share.

It actually happened a week or two ago.

Scott went to a house on a call about a juvenile acting up.

Apparently the kid was trying to run away or some nonsense.

So Scott talked to the kid(I'll call him Darrell). 

Well Darrell still wanted to be a smart mouth and act all tough, so Scott made a big ordeal of putting Darrell in handcuffs and  telling him he was going to the youth detention center.

After a few minutes of talking to the parents and letting Darrell think about his behavior, Scott let Darrell out and asked him if was gonna behave.

Darrell said he would be good blah blah blah and Scott told him to go hug his mama and tell her sorry.

Darrell apologized and got all teary eyed.

Having successfully restored peace and love to the family, Scott stuck around for a few minutes to talk to Darrell and Dad...you know, you're friendly neighborhood cop being a good influence on our youth. yada yada yada.

Ok. So, I know there hasn't been anything even slightly interested of funny yet.

No pain no gain, y'all.

if I'm gonna tell you something funny, I gotta give you all the boring details that I had to listen to.

Back to the story.

Dad says "you always hear about cops eating donuts and drinking coffee all the time. I guess you do real work too."
Darrell says to Scott "do you eat donuts?"

Scott: "Do I look like I eat donuts?"

Darrell: " Well, yeah, kinda."

I'm a Pot Hole

Hey! Big news.

Scott agreed to do my pushup challenge with me.

Turns out he actually reads this blog.

He is going to do 2000 also, but he works so much it will be a fair challenge.

He says I should count girl pushups at first cause it's better to do a full pushups than to try to do real pushups and not lower myself far enough...apparently he knows these things.

Maddy is hilarious.

She is so smart.

She had learned to take her diaper off, take it to the kitchen, put it in a grocery bag, then throw it out.

Sounds helpful right?

Nope.

It's a nuisance. Half the time her diapers is brand new, fresh and dry, and she throws it out.

Lille is massive!

In a good, chubby, squishy, chunky way.

She is SO long too.

She is in size 2 diapers, 3-6 months clothes, and has more rolls than the Michelin Man.

I love it!

Oh yes, I'm addicted to Ruzzle.

It's a game on my phone...kinda like Boggle, and you can play against your friends.

I'm weird like that. I love words. 

My brain just figures things out really quickly I guess.

But that stupid game...Gems Free...it's like Bejeweled with numbers and you play against friends...hate that game. It's so stupid. 

Actually I like to play it, but I'm just not good at it.

It takes too much forethought to arrange the jewels rights to get all the bonus points.

I get anxiety when i play that game.

I filed our tax return.

Thank goodness for that.

I think the government should have to pay us interest on our money...I mean, they get our money for an entire year, then at the end of the year if we paid extra, they just give it back. Like...Oops, here is your money. I just found it in my pocket, but I'll give it back now.

But if one of us had the government's money, they'd have a freaking task force spying on us and we'd have to pay 39% interest on whatever we owed. (ok i exaggerate, but still)

What a scam.

Scott hasn't said enough lately to do a whole post, but this morning he said "I think all I did as a kid was listen to country music."

To me, that is hilarious. And probably true.

The man seriously knows the lyrics to EVERY song that comes on the radio. And he knows more country music than a Kicks 101.5 DJ. seriously.

Tomorrow is my first day of pushups. I'll keep up with them and let you know how many we get done.

k bye.

 Oh, and just so y'all get it, when I say "k bye", this is why: