Saturday, February 2, 2013


ok so here is an update for you:
Day 2- 55 push-ups
Day 3- 35 push-ups

Lets just say my arms aren't feeling so lovely.

Anyway, These are my confessions.

I don't spray my pans when I bake. Ever.

I don't separate my laundry when I wash it.

I just ate a cookie BEFORE dinner.

Sometimes I let Maddy run around naked.

 Ok I lied. I do that all the time.

I wear pants ALL the time so I don't have to shave my legs. Scott LOVES it.

Sometimes, in my head, I talk like a pirate.

I know the theme songs to all of the disney junior shows.
We're the Higglytown Heroes, bold and good. 
We help our friends just like we should.

I stalk you on facebook.

I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular. 

Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?"

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