Yesterday was kind of a yucky rainy day.
We took everyone to play tennis around lunch time before it started raining, came home and had a snack, then just chilled out at home for the day.
The girls played in the floor while Scott watched fishing and I watched Gordon Ramsay learn about Indian food.
Maddy came over and started smacking my leg.
That's pretty normal activity for Maddy...randomly smacking things.
I just kind of ignored her and kept watching my Gordon Ramsay.
Then Maddy started rubbing my leg with both hand. Kind of like rubbing lotion in.
Except with no lotion.
More specifically, with poop.
Yes.
My child dug poop out of her diaper(because she knows how to use the potty but refuses) and rubbed it all over me.
And the worst part? I let her do it for like 3 minutes before I smelled it.
So we both took a mid-day shower.
This is the FUNNIEST thing I have ever read! I couldn't laugh too hard because my throat hurts so stinking much, but - if I could, I would be rolling on the floor laughing! :)
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